(We’re at a massive family reunion and taking a huge picture of everyone. My cousin has brought her boyfriend of a year or so.)
Cousin: “Can [Boyfriend] be in the picture?”
Aunt: “No. Family only.”
(My cousin lets this go. The next major family event is about three years later, and there’s another big family picture.)
Cousin: “C’mon, [Boyfriend], picture time!”
Aunt: “NO! It’s a FAMILY picture!”
Cousin: “But [My Brother’s Fiancée] is allowed in.”
Aunt: “They’re getting married; that makes her related. What if you and [Boyfriend] break up? I don’t want to look at pictures years later of someone you dumped!”
(Four years after that, at yet another family gathering, Cousin is pregnant, and Aunt is preparing for yet another family picture:)
Aunt: “[Boyfriend], you can take this one.”
Cousin: “Mom…”
Aunt: “The picture is only for people who are related to us.”
Cousin: “[My Brother] got divorced last year; you’ve already got pictures with people you’re not related to! [Boyfriend] and I have been together EIGHT YEARS. I am pregnant with his child! Your grandchild! How much more do you want?”
Aunt: “He’s NOT FAMILY!”
Cousin: “He is MY family! And if he’s not in it, I’m not in it!”
(Later, after the picture is taken — with the boyfriend:)
Me: “Wow, [Cousin], that took some serious chutzpah.”
Cousin: “It’s the hormones. I’m cranky, pregnant, and unstoppable.”
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